CREAMSODA

An age old tale of the triumph against evil. A game designed not to cause fun or joy, but to instill emotions in its player.

Ben Baggins (the penis shaped character in the thumbnail); he isn't really a hero, but he is the protagonist. You may follow him on his morally dubious adventures, he is a pilgrim with no destination other than away from the "shithole" he resides in, and in his quest to arrive at this metaphorical destination he will encounter many unsavory characters who can be dealt with in a variety of violence related methods, but never forget: in Creamsoda, even when you win, you still lose.

At first glance, Creamsoda will appear hideous, with it's misshapen characters, scrawled landscape, and obnoxious music, but if you play it for long enough, it may begin to enlighten you, enabling the realization that it was never ugly all along, and infact that it is the epitome of beauty, and that the wails which it emits through your speakers are no longer raucous, audio jargon with only fleeting moments of coherence , but a symphony of angels, personally singing to you.

features include:

Deceptively strategic combat system,

arguably well written dialogue,

disjointed, illogical, and unpredictable story,

large array of bizarre characters,

a fully original sound track, for every situation, (developed by me, cheeseboy!)

"unique" art style,

countless shocking, outrageous, and traumatizing events,

and more cheese than can be reasoned for.